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Joke of the Day

"Stop saying I'm my own worst enemy. My worst enemy is Johan, from the stables; I want him dismissed, but he's curried such favor with father"

"What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter? Cottontales"

"Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser? He got the sack.."

"Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing."

"What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time? Occasionally (OK Asian Lee)."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist fuck!"

"*Frankenstein arrives with his monster at a bodybuilding contest* ""Oh, you meant... you meant it like... ugh. Well that was a waste of time"""

"What keeps the KKK happy? A Klan-do attitude... I'll walk myself out."

"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed... How could anyone stoop so low?"

"GF (from 2nd floor window): either the trampoline goes or I go! ME: It ... was ... nice ... knowing ... you"