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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the Flint, Michigan football team? Their lead is unstoppable!"

"There are two types of people Those who use false dichotomies, and those who don't."

"What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late? They gave him the cold shoulder."

"You know when you find the BEST hiding place ever to keep something safe and it's so good you forget where it was? That's me and passwords."

"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association"

"The NFL's Refs"

"I once met a detective who would copy drawings of penises in his spare time. I think his name was Dick Tracey"

"What's strong enough for a man but made for a women? The back of my hand."

"Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals? Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away."

"Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow? Because chocolate doesn't make a peep."