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Joke of the Day

"A geneticist was unhappy with the result when he spliced potato DNA with that of his own genitals. Nobody likes dictators"

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt."

"[date] ""don't let her know ur from twitter"" Her: whats wrong? Me: This fork only has 3 prongs Her: So? Me: it should be called a threek"

"Bees Did you guys hear about the new, milk-making bees they found in Africa? They're called boo bees."

"Why is F-time so much fun? Because F-time is Part-E time."

"I like to have sex in the kitchen so she doesn't have to walk to far to make me a sandwich after. You know, because I'm a gentleman."

"LOVED ONES: When I die, I want you to throw a sad party where you all look at my dead body US, FOR SOME REASON: Ok that's no problem"

"What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time? You're really bustin' Machops!"

"Playing Oregon Trail. You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, ""That's a girl's name!"" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry."

"I read in my girlfriend's diary...... that I have real trust issues!! What a bunch of BS..."