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Joke of the Day

"A geneticist was unhappy with the result when he spliced potato DNA with that of his own genitals. Nobody likes dictators"

"This year's the year of the rooster, so I ate chicken. Next year's the year of the dog."

"Friend: your not going to believe this but my whole family was killed in a freak accident! Me: *you're"

"The lady next door ran over my cat. She said she'd replace it, so I asked her how good she was at catching mice. Courtesy of Mary Poppins."

"Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done."

"If Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God... Did Mary have a little lamb?"

"Did you hear about the new wine that the Taliban is selling in the US to help fund its war efforts? They call it ""White Infidel."""

"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Josb"

"I'm never more ruthless than when deciding who to wish a happy birthday to on Facebook and who to ignore."

"Potty humor... Have you ever taken a shit that smelled so bad, you had to re-evaluate your lifestyle? I either need to become a vegetarian, or do a colon cleanse with holy water."