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Joke of the Day
"I saw my buddy dressed as a bowl of soup... I didn't know if he was friend or pho."
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"What do you call a baby born feet first? a c-section."
"I may be 26, but I have the body of a 16 year old. Her parents are very upset. As are the police."
"Moving to Africa so I can feed my kids for 18 cents a day."
"Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Sister : Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Brother : Because the people would think I am F**king you."
"Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena? I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016."
"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!"
"I hope the final frame of Breaking Bad is white text on black background: ""None of this would have happened if we had Universal Healthcare."""
"What did one candle say to the other? ""Don't birthdays burn you up?"""
"How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak? The Game"