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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your man is cheating? When he drives by her place the wifi connects"
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"Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market!"
"Just saw a fly on my flight and all I could think was what a lazy piece of shit."
"Funny one liners - 2016 Tell me short funny one liners. Just humor, nothing else."
"That's the last time I play Twister with a guy in a kilt."
"Anything you say can and will be held against you boobies"
"I told the doctor I want to take my amputated leg home and he asked why ""Because it's my right"""
"Try this: In a crowded hallway, say out loud, ""Oh my god look at the blood on her pants."" Whatever girl turns around is on her period.."
"Which clown has killed the most people? Ronald McDonald"
"How do you know when your sister is on her period? when your dad's dick tastes like blood"