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Joke of the Day
"What's a barista in France's favorite workout? A French press"
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"911: What's your emergency? [sounds of struggling and growling] 911: Hello?! Me: I OFFERED THIS RACCOON MY SANDWICH BUT I CHANGED MY MIND"
"What did the rock say to the other rock? Im hard"
"I told my doctor that I recently broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."
"What do you call someone who sews extremely fast? Taylor Swift..."
"Shoutout to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets."
"Act your age, not your sperm count... Cause otherwise you'd be old as balls!"
"A lion would never cheat on his wife... But a Tiger Wood."
"[at the gun store] Me: I'll take that gun & a box of ammo Clerk: that'll be $250 Me [with a gun & a box of ammo]: no"
"There's probably one fireman in every house who likes to work the pole in front of the other guys ""as a joke."""