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Joke of the Day

"I'm Jealous of my imaginary friend because he has a real friend"

"I've just joined a Jamaican jazz band as a triangle player. I just stand at the back and ting."

"What do you call a Mexican woman who has no legs? Cunts way low"

"Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident? This guy!!!"

"Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!"

"Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church? [oc] Because he cantaloupe."

"We hate what we do not understand. I'm not really sure what that phrase means, but it's stupid!"

"What's blue and white and sits up a tree? A fridge wearing a denim jacket."

"Why can't a bicycle stand with out a kick stand? It's just two-tired."

"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb.? Two. One to screw it in and the other to take credit for it."