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Joke of the Day

"I found where my mom hid the scissors, so everyone in my house woke up with a new haircut this morning."

"What's the difference between rubber balls and steel balls? Caitlyn Jenner doesn't like to steel balls before she comes"

"Pendanticness test Look in the comment section for your results."

"I guess knocking on random dressing room doors in a department store and asking ""hey, can I see how you look?"" is frowned upon."

"Joke It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"The first rule of Rule Club is that we talk about the rules. A lot."

"TIL King George III had a strong distaste for The Colonies In fact he found them revolting."

"I'm no longer interested in self-discovery; I'm more interested in self-medication."

"*Writes ""For a good time call"" on random gas station bathroom wall *adds work phone number *Gets excited about work today"

"Origami You never realise how good you are at it until your toilet paper starts running out"