132738

Joke of the Day

"[packing for holiday] WIFE: U don't have to only put suits in a suitcase ME: [putting underwear in briefcase] I don't make the rules Karen"

"The only way I'm listening to a voicemail is if I think the pizza guy is lost"

"whats the differnce from a blonde and a blow up sex doll only about two bottles of hair spray"

"Ever hear of an Australian kiss Its like a French kiss except its ""down unda"""

"Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth? her miscarriage"

"Happy March 14th to all the MEN out there.... (not sure what it is?? GOOGLE IT)"

"How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring."

"Of course size matters. No one likes a small pizza."

"""By night's end, one of these teams will be the victor."" Thank you for that breakdown, Bob Costas. I was worried they might all die instead."

"Why did the Berlin Wall come down? It didn't match with the iron curtains."