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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a blacksmith makes something white? Irony."
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"Have you ever nicknamed somebody Penny.. because they didn't make a lot of sense?"
"*mops up wine with cat*"
"Mos Def (Most Definitely.) Hi Def (High. Definitely.)"
"Why Doesn't Humpty Dumpty Believe in Anything? Because he's an EGGnostic!"
"Is Jon Stewart the Last Airbender? Because just when the world needed him most, he vanished."
"What's the difference between Indiana and Reddit? In Reddit, you get served no matter who you are."
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver"
"If you're a Mayan, I don't even know how you show your fucking face in 2013."
"You don't have to study for a pregnancy test... but I have heard there's a lot of cramming that goes on before the exam."