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"quick poll: why'd you break up with me in high school Alison"
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"My wife still misses me But her aim is getting better"
"Did you hear about the hillbilly yeast? It was in bread....."
"Michael Gove as Education Secretary"
"""Upscale"" sounds like a euphemism for ""fat."""
"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? because their fingers are so big."
"What do vegetarian dogs eat? Bark!"
"A One Liner Tried to catch some fog yesterday.....but I mist."
"wife: [crying] ""he always calls me weird pet names"" therapist: ""what do you mean?"" me: [arriving late] ""what's wrong my little hovercraft?"""
"XM radio suddenly went to the hospital It's in Sirius condition."