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Joke of the Day
"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."
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"I lost my mood ring. I'm not sure how I feel about this."
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"a guy jacks off with pictures of his girlfriend he realized they were blank"
"What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have? A DOH-berman!"
"ALIEN: You Earthlings have many technological advances. How do you predict the weather? ME: We pull a rodent out of a box."
"""The auditors have just left sir."" ""Did they check the books?"" ""Very thoroughly."" ""What did they say?"" ""They want 15% to keep quiet."""
"How do you weight a fish? With a scale."