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Joke of the Day
"I love kale... Just as long as the K is silent."
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"What do you call a Mexican without a car... carlos"
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"My mate sold me a guitar for 5... No strings attached"
"Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper? Because he rarely shaved the balls."
"I hate the Nazis so much They make me goddamned Fuhrious!"
"Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: ""Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"""
"I just join reddit and suddenly discover that my name is on the front page! Final Final Edit: Titty sprinkles"
"What happens when you play a country song backwards? He finds his dog, his truck gets fixed, and his woman comes home."
"Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce you get rid of the whole prick!"