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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between 10 dead hookers and a Porsche? I *don't* have a Porsche in my garage."

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"If you ever feel like a complete moron never forget that I managed to text my wife today that she forgot her mobile at home. You're welcome."
"My dog is so excited about me washing the car that I'm starting to think he borrows it while I'm asleep"
"SOBER is actually an acronym that stands for: Son Of a Bitch, Everything's Real"
"very windy and rainy out today.... THANKS TRUMP"
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ? Disney Movies still touch kids"
"People say I'm a completely different person when I'm drunk so technically I'm proud to say I never cheated before!"
"What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk? *Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*"
"Speed was unrealistic because nobody riding a bus wants to live"
"Black magic.... It doesn't work."
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