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Joke of the Day
"How many people with ADHD does it take to change a - oh look, tree!"
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"Why do they play this music on the elevators if we're not suppose to slow dance:)"
"The creator of predictive text died today His funfair is next monkey"
"I love people who order coffee like they're giving the pass code to a missile defense system."
"Whenever I'm getting off a plane I like to go up to the pilot, lean in really close and whisper ""I had my phone on that whole time."""
"OMG a turtle is coming to kill you, Walk for your life."
"What does a redneck Buddhist believe in? Reintarnation."
"*stops next to punks at red light* *stares them down, turns up The Walking Dead opening music* *light turns green, slowly accelerates*"
"95% of parenting is using your sock as a mop."
"Why do girls always walk in odd packs? Because they literally can't even."