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Joke of the Day
"Therapist: so your parents also suffered from depression? Me: no they both liked it"
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 got rid of the headphone jack."
"*walks up to girl working on her laptop in a cafe* So you into computers?"
"Communism is awful. It's just common cents."
"What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons."
"Has anything happened since 2008? I've been looking down at my phone."
"Why are black people so tall? Because they're negros. (Hah get it? Knee grows?)"
"Don't give karma whores a butter joke... ...they might spread it"
"i'm gonna build my house on your house and if you even come close to my house that's attached to your house, we'll attack you.. - bees"
"This orange does not taste right... I think I'm gonna put it back in the crayon box."