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Joke of the Day

"Yoda is telling a joke to the Jedi Council... ""Why was six afraid of seven?"" he asks. Everyone remains silent, and he says: ""Because nine seven eight!"""

"[cashier training, day 1] ""Be sure to comment on everything a customer buys. They love that."""

"Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant? The Sioux chef"

"Mi amigo Jesus is a great work out partner but... He just won't shut up about how he invented *Cross-Fit*"

"Life is too short for my book of 5 letter words."

"Why is Donald Trump still running for president? It's the only race that he hasn't offended yet."

"They hired another Russian guy at my work He seems to think everything that Ukrainian guy tells him is so obvious."

"Teacher: in this class you should love logarithms. Student: what if they don't reciprocate? Sorry for the bad math joke... but it was just too good."

"What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night? Your head."

"An atheist and a vegan walk into a bar... The only reason I know this is because they both told everybody."