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Joke of the Day

"I see your point. You're right. My timing could have been much better. I'm sorry I proposed to you at your father's funeral."

"What do you call a comedian that can't get a girl pregnant? Carl Barron"

"I went to a really emotional wedding the other day... Even the cake was in tiers."

"Whats the best part about dating a black girl? You rarely have to meet their dad."

"I changed my old pocket camera into a new Canon 5D because it's a little lighter... but then again it sucks as a camera."

"Fat, single and ready for a pringle!"

"What do Muslims do at a Rammstein concert du fast"

"Blinding hatred is a perfectly healthy response to everything that other people do."

"My bf thinks I'm obsessed with Linkin Park so he broke up with me... But in the end, it doesn't even matter"

"Job interview Well, tell me about your last job I was a woodcutter And where did you work? Saara Wait, isn't that a des.. you start tomorrow!"