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Joke of the Day
"Nothing is certain but death and Adobe Flash Player updates."
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"The baby's trying to eat the poinsettia again Well, maybe we should get rid of it The plant? But we just got it . . .Haha yeah, the plant"
"Ill never try suicide again! Last time I almost killed myself"
"My parents told me not to listen to my iPod too loud... It was sound advice."
"I am black and my son stole my wallet. I don't know If I'm proud or mad."
"Has this been posted before?"
"What does Santa listen to while delivering presents? sleigh-er"
"My parents are so strict.. they yelled at me cause i only got a B on my bloodtest."
"If my dying plant is any indication, I probably don't water my dog enough... Oh fuck, where's my kid?"
"Why Didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didnt hav the guts :P"