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Joke of the Day
"Boobs My wife has eczema all over her chest. She's got a cracking pair of boobs."
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"How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month? What an Idiot."
"When Thatcher ruled it was Thatcherism! Does that mean we now have Mayhem?"
"Medusa is the sexiest woman to ever live... everyone who saw her got hard"
"As a child I had a medical condition that meant I had to eat soil 3 times a day in order to survive. Lucky my older brother told me about it"
"DATE: I'm leaving ME: Why? D: You keep pretending to be a bat M: I don't D: You're doing it right now [a single tear rolls up my forehead]"
"Thinking of starting a website that auto-tweets when you j/o. ""I'm the mayor of MY GARAGE on JERKSQUARE."""
"My voicemail greeting is just me strangling a cat while reading bible passages."
"Did you hear about the guy who tied to put his package into tried to put his package into the mail box? He thought it was a fe-mail box"
"Why are fat girls so good at giving head? Because they have to be."