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Joke of the Day

"Men domesticated dogs to have a friend. Cats to eradicate the pests of the home. But we are still trying to domesticate women for easy reproduction."

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"A cashier was serving a pregnant lady And enthusiastically asked ""Wow! Your child is so large already! Is it a boy or a girl?"" ""Yes"""
"Nobody's gonna believe this, but I just saw a 20 something year old white girl without bangs."
"My grandma is going to vote for Hillary... She's been dead since 82."
"Hey baby! What's up? Baby: My mother's uterus."
"Winter's coming so I'm knitting you a muffler. What size is your mouth?"
"Her: ""Add insult to injury why don't you"" Me: ""Your broken leg looks fat in that cast"""
"A Liberian man has 1 pie and shares half with his friend, what does he now have? Ebola, most likely."
"Wanna hear a joke about Sodium Hybromite? NaBrO"
"I don't remember 6th grade science being this hard. But then again, in 6th grade, I wasn't trying to do homework after 3 glasses of wine."