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Joke of the Day

"Men domesticated dogs to have a friend. Cats to eradicate the pests of the home. But we are still trying to domesticate women for easy reproduction."

"Did you hear about the hipster with heatstroke? He got it before it was cool."

"People keep complaining about 'Let it Go'... The song never bothered me anyway."

"*man gets run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry* *policeman informs family* ""There's no easy way to say this""..."

"Joke of the Day 6/11/14 A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food in here."""

"I was thinking of inventing some chilli flavoured sun cream. But for now I've put it on the back burner."

"An F1 racer gets addicted to amphetamines. He soon felt the *need* for *speed*"

"I'm sick and tired of those who say Hillary has no great accomplishments.... I would say staying out of prison for the crimes she committed in the last four decades is a great accomplishment."

"I went to a party with a group of pacifists the other night. It was pretty killer."

"Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Cause he can't do stand-up."