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Joke of the Day

"I was confused when my wife asked me what I spent $108 on at the liquor store. I answered ""liquor?"" All is not a trick question. Apparently"

"What is the collective noun for a group of depressives? A melancolony"

"I was gonna tell you all a joke about how I had to replace the wood holding up my fence... But I was afraid it is only a repost."

"Instead of yelling, I just say ""Caps Lock"" and then speak at a normal volume..."

"What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!"

"Why are aliens bad at high-fives? Because they always klingon!"

"Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts? Offshore investment gains a better return."

"My SO thinks this is a very funny joke... is it? Q: Where do ballerinas go to get their torrents? A: The Pirouette Bay"

"Twinkle twinkle line of coke, you're the reason why I'm broke. :("

"If swimming is such great cardio, explain manatees."