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Joke of the Day
"Whisper out to librarians!"
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"Plutonium smells just like shit. Pu."
"What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid? A toothbrush."
"CPR refresher class. We're told, ""If they're not breathing, there's no way you can make it worse."" Woman then trips; kicks dummy's head off."
"What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !"
"Kids we are running late let's go! *Kids I'm going to count every stair on the way down with out my shoes on.*"
"What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal? The one percent"
"I'm bored. If I were a man I would be scratching my balls right now."
"Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless."
"I asked my wife for sex recently... She said, ""No, it's a super moon, not a blue one""."