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Joke of the Day
"Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many have 28 days? All 12"
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"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph... Cause he's not a full ese"
"Brains are awesome... I wish everyone had one."
"Last night I finally slept with a woman who has a Coke bottle figure. Unfortunately, she was a 3 liter."
"Me: I love you..Marry Me! Burrito: I'm a Burrito..stop drinking."
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, YOU RACIST SON OF A BITCH!"
"What do you call the act of giving annalingus on the back of a flying dragon? A Skyrimjob"
"One day she says ""Treat me like a princess,"" the next she's pissed that I married her off in exchange for an alliance with Spain. Women..."
"Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus? Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human."
"Knock Knock! Who's there? Eat mop Eat mop who? Hahahahaha"