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Joke of the Day

"Did you know it was women who coined the term, ""Bromance""? Yeah, basically the concept of friendship is so foreign to them that they created a new word for it."

"I met an Indian girl who doesn't date Indian guys... When I asked her why, she said ""uhhh no real reason"". I'm thinking, ""no reason, huh?"" So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason."

"What do you call a black man flying an aeroplane?... ... a pilot, you racist fuck"

"The worst part about being narcoleptic is that you constantly get interru"

"What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet"

"If you want to hear an elderly couple arguing for 2 hrs about whether they closed their garage door, go to a movie at 11AM on a weekday."

"How many reporters does it take to get a headline with ISIS?"

"Massive victory for business ethics advocates! After years of negotiation and hard work, an industry-wide agreement has finally banned opticians from using contracts containing small print."

"This guy at work always looks down my blouse. So im going to put a piece of popcorn in there to see if he points it out."

"Did you hear Vaseline is coming out with new labels for its petroleum jelly? They're going to have a picture of missing gerbils on it."