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"11's thoughts on tonight's dinner: ""Well, it didn't make me gag, so I ate it."" The rewards of motherhood are truly breathtaking."
"Hey, did you guys know you can do just about anything if you use asterisks? *rides T-Rex off into the sunset*"
"cops should have two guns to get rid of crime faster . cops should be dual wielding by 2016"
"I haven't spoken to my wife in 8 days because she hates it when I interrupt her"
"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! ... I'll see myself out."
"This man says to his friend"" I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel."""
"When you call home on a holiday and get passed around, it's worse than being included on a group text."
"Why aren't their Mexican Olympics? Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!"
"What do you call a Jewish feline? A yama-cat"