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Joke of the Day
"I have this horrible tofu joke I'm afraid to post... It's really tasteless."
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"This one time, I shot a defenseless black guy and got arrested.. For impersonating an officer of the law."
"Remember kids, those light up sneakers won't seem so cool when wolves are chasing you through the woods at night."
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"Why are so many Mathematicians vegetarians? Cos Lettuce"
"I saw a ""best at sex"" contest for gay men, where the judges were your fellow participants. It looked fun, so I entered the competition."
"Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager? Because nobody gets it."