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Joke of the Day

"Can I seriously not read Dr. Seuss books for free online? Very well. To my local library it is. #FreeVideosOfChicksEatingPooButNotFreeBooks?"

"Is the dog ending in Silent Hill 2 an easter egg? Or is it actually canine in the storyline?"

"What is a horse's favourite wine? Equine."

"I have a ""Knock Knock"" joke but you have to start it off."

"I asked my Welsh mate how many sexual partners he's had. He started counting and fell asleep."

"The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was."

"Did you hear about the white supremacists chemist with a lisp? He was so radium carbon iodine thorium he joined the potassium potassium potassium."

"What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons? If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down."

"I think someone may be sending me death threats. Woke up this morning with a [Tesco burger](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21038521) on my pillow!"

"What do you call a group of senior Japanese comedians? Comic Sans"