127654

Joke of the Day

"Why do you need patience at the gym? Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head."

"I wish Benedict Cumberbatch played Q in 007 Then I could call him Benedict ""Q"" Cumberbatch."

"What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit? Premature Edraculation"

"Life filled with asp, php, HTML, SEO, Digital Marketing, Drip, PPC, SEM and much much more"

"What did the magician say to the cell? Might I conjure Ya?"

"Chuck Norris can't play LIFE. his is too complicated"

"A rainbow is doing a drug deal... The cops pull up and the rainbow yells ""I don't want to go back to prism!"""

"Penguins can't fly. Sometimes I get bummed out thinking about that. But then I remember I don't have to clean penguin shit off my car."

"You wanna mess with me, pal? You wanna mess with the saddest man in town? I've got a whole crew of sad boys just waiting to burst into tears"

"Why did the Mexican train driver kill all of his passengers? I'm not sure, but he must have had a loco motive. edit: grammar"