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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how Jewish birds chirp? Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap!"

"Looked up the oldest trick in the book... It just showed me who the first man to patronize a prostitute was."

"My friend got a dog for his wife. I told him it was a fair trade."

"I was texting my friend about why how I loved eating my family and pets. It was then that I learned of the importance of commas."

"Where does the king keep his penis? In his deskis."

"My best joke Cloid"

"Why look something up on Google when you can ask the question on Facebook and let everyone know you're an idiot?"

"Bernie Sanders may be old, but he loves modern technologies such as. . . Socialist Media."

"What do you call a sick bird? An illegal."

"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate."