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Joke of the Day
"I Have The Body of a 25 Year Old Supermodel But it takes too much space in my freezer."
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"Women who say, ""Awwww..."" after everything they hear are quite possibly the most annoying assholes on the planet."
"I'm writing a book about futurology. It's coming soon."
"I was gonna cut my hair, but I kind of like it, It's growing on me."
"I stepped on a rusty Lego the other day... I'm worried I might have contracted Tetris."
"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell! She's got a grenade in her mouth!"
"What's a Liberal Arts Major's Favorite Board Game?...... Trivial Pursuit."
"All human females should be exterminated at menopause to reduce bitchiness? amiright?"
"Why does a giraffe need such a long neck? Because its head is so far away from its body."
"Good effort but we all know you're the ugly one in your two person profile picture."