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Joke of the Day
"What is metallic and if enters through your eye can kill you? A train"
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"Where is the biggest jews concentration? In the air."
"If it takes 150 yards of stewed tripe to make a pair of leather britches for a bull, how long does it take for a double breasted cockroach to climb a bar of soft soap? You tell me and we'll both know."
"I was in Starbucks the other day and I saw a guy who dropped his coffee on the floor by mistake..... I said to the man ""wow, you actually dropped it like it's hot"""
"Fact: Your elbow is the most delicious part of the human body. Try it."
"I gave my wife my email address but she keeps on speaking directly to me."
"If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, he was probably really freaked out when we started"
"Out of all the children's stories, Goldilocks is the most ridiculous. How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony? smh"
"What do you call playful insults between terrorists? Talibanter"
"Just bought a Tupac of Eminems for 50 Cents It was Ludacris!"