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Joke of the Day
"I just yawned so loud, I think I called a boat in."
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"I keep getting the urge to purchase a big white bear from the artic... ...Doc says I might have ""Buy Polar"" disorder! EDIT: arctic*"
"I like my lovers like I like my golf score Hand drawn, messy, and totally unconvincing."
"What is the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it."
"In university I was going to join the Debate Team, but someone talked me out of it."
"I've decided I want to start a career in Mirror Cleaning It's just something I can see myself doing."
"Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Loo-ee-ville or Lou-vul? Neither, it's pronounced Frankfort."
"[Warning: Nerdy] Two self driving cars lost control on the freeway and crashed, killing 4. Experts say it was caused by a race condition."
"""What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?"" ""No idea."" ""Denim."" ""Denim?"" ""Denim denim denim denim denim..."""
"Most offensive joke I've ever heard So I was going down on this old lady when I tasted horse semen. So I stopped and said ""Oh grandma, that's how you died"""