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Joke of the Day
"I just yawned so loud, I think I called a boat in."
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"The easiest way to get over someone is with a steamroller."
"""She loves me not..."" : Picks last petal : ""She LOVES ME!"" Flower: ""...NOT! LOL nerd"" : Whips out hidden petal shaped like middle finger :"
"How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? Simple! He just worked it out with a pencil!"
"Family Fight My neighbours' family had a huge fight yesterday. Allegedly it started when their son introduced his girlfriend and granny responded: See what happens when you don't pray?'"
"What did the cannibal comedian say as he battled through his steak dinner? Tough crowd."
"I bet chickens have mixed emotions about Thanksgiving, because they're safe for a day, but why aren't they good enough for a holiday meal?"
"What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun? ""Tom"" Cruise Missiles."
"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint!"
"What is brown and sticky? ..........A Stick"