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Joke of the Day
"Kik you? Like what? In the face?"
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"Looks like the heavy bag of sirloins fell off the top shelf, landing on the butchers head, and killing him. Looks like the steaks *shades* were too high. YEAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"How do you make a peanut butter and Reddit sandwich? You spreddit."
"Have you heard the ""good news"" about Jesus? It's his daughter's quinceanera today so he can't do our lawn"
"I used to play water polo But the horse drowned"
"Don't like me? You'll come around. - Onion Rings"
"Waiting for the day when a girl finally says that I'm ""the one,"" but isn't talking to a police officer."
"Why is my Chinese girlfriend so bitchy? Well it's true, you are what you eat."
"What do you call a cowshed in Arabic? A Mubarak"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? The Spanish Inquisition."