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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fish out of water? Dry! As told by my 3 year old son."

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"Jared Fogle just got arrested for Child Pornography Charges. I'm sure he'll be getting plenty of foot longs where he's going..."
"A reality show where the contestants arent allowed to say ""at the end of the day"" ""I'm not here to make friends"" or ""threw me under the bus"""
"Life and beer are very similar........chill for best results."
"Who was the most active of the chinese khanes? Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day"
"If you got tired of living, don't share your thoughts with all your friends they might not give you a chance to change your mind..."
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"New Rule Prizefighters are now allowed to bring a loaded gun to a fist fight."