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Joke of the Day

"Kids are like farts... I hate everyone elses but for some weird reason I like my own."

"Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy? The mafia doesn't like witnesses."

"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs."

"Don't date guys from the internet. The last guy said he lived in a gated community. Prison, he meant prison."

"What is Tigger's favorite day? Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second."

"I'm an antisocial-psychic. I can see ahead of time that I won't want to talk to you."

"The invisible man and the shrink The receptionist tells the psychiatrist that there's a man in the waiting room who claims to be invisible. The Psychiatrist says, ""Tell him I can't see him right now."""

"Just got an email from a necrophiliac wishing me dead. Hey, thanks for the compliment!"

"""Fuller House"" was billed on a misleading premise. There wasn't a single geodesic dome to be seen."

"Who is the president of the United States of America Donald Trump"