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Joke of the Day

"There are 11 types of people... People who understand binary, people who don't, and people who are tired of the same damn binary joke being reposted over and over."

"A Dyslexic man walks into a bra."

"Did you hear about the girl who went on a date with a cannibal? I hear he ate her pussy."

"I know what your girl wants for her birthday. Deez nuts. Ha! Got em!"

"(NSFW) I heard he's so rich ... he takes a golden shower every morning."

"Why are there no Jewish male pedophiles? Because not even the pleasure of hard candy is enough to make them spend a dollar on grooming a child."

"BEST JOKE EVER What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."

"What was Alex Rodriguez's last hit? Who gives a shit, he's finally done ruining the sport."

"If Jesus came back today, hipsters would be like ""whatever Jesus, the book was better."""

"what happens when you pop a cherry? she starts crying"