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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs."
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"What's Michelle Obama's favorite place on reddit? /r/jokes cause it's all about recycling!"
"A vegan in the woods. If a vegan is alone in the woods with nobody to tell, are they still a vegan?"
"I have an extensive library of over 2,000 classic, important books just in case you have a question about the first 54 pages of one of them."
"I can only handle girls that are a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, or 10 on the hotness scale. Cause 7 ate 9 so they're probably not interested in me."
"What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas? Cancer"
"My GF passed away... and I wake up every day with mourning wood now."
"How do most rappers build a following? They go shopping at a department store."
"Two Cookies Two cookies are baking in an oven. The first cookie says, ""Man it's hot in here."" The second cookie says, ""Holy crap! A talking cookie!"""
"What's a cow's favorite chemical? molybdenum monoxide MoO"