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Joke of the Day
"What do Pedophiles hand out after dinner? Under eights"
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"What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison? One's a pro, and one's a con."
"1 in 5 American children are now on food stamps which is why we must cut food stamps to reduce their dependency on food."
"Getting caught I got caught jacking off at the store yesterday. But seriously, who pays for bug spray?"
"Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi? Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works."
"When I sit down on a field, I automatically start pulling grass out of the ground."
"My friend hates theme parks because he doesn't like the idea of waiting for 5 hours for 2 minutes of pleasure. And yet he still goes on dates."
"Some people get their friends to do their bidding by offering favors or compensation. I just threaten to throw their iPhones in the toilet."
"What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs? Drool"
"Dark humour is like food Not everyone gets it"