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Joke of the Day

"We got about 5-6 inches of snow here in the last 24 hrs, or, according to men, we got 8 inches."

"A man with three balls goes to another random guy and tells him: ""you know that together we have 5 balls?"" and the guy replies: ""why, you have only one?"""

"I started a band called 999 MegaBytes... We haven't got a gig yet..."

"Whats the question to the answer ""it's a cockrobin"" What's that up my ass Batman?"

"I exaggerate too much. My whole life is a hyperbole."

"when there was one set of footprints in the sand, that was when I tripped and fell but Jesus didn't see and he kept walking for a little bit"

"A young burn victim gets new eyelids made from his foreskin! Doctors say he will be a little cockeyed."

"Double negatives: A big No No"

"When it comes to penis size I'm happy to report that I'm actually a little above average. Thank god for Asians."

"whats black on top and white on the bottom? rape"