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Joke of the Day

"What did the dead person say the skeleton... ""You're a numbskull."""

"*watching a scary movie* 7 y/o daughter: They're just people in masks, right Dad? *blankets pulled over my head* ""Sure, if you say so"""

"Cemeteries are some of the most popular clubs in the world... ...I mean, people are literally *dying* to get in."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? bu-buk-buk- becaaause! (pretend i made chicken noises)"

"Your Ex is like spilt milk. If you put newspaper over them its like the mistake never happened."

"My penis was in the Guinness Book of Records The library lady then told me it was indecent to place my dick in between a book."

"What do you call it when a comedian falls back on childish humor simply to avoid complete failure? Pun-ting"

"I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set"

"What did the blind man say to his old friend? Ayy, long time no see!"

"What do tasty weiner's and attractive bitches have in common? They are both hot dogs."