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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? bu-buk-buk- becaaause! (pretend i made chicken noises)"
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"An American History Joke What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome."
"My kid has slept over at Jared Fogle's house plenty of times and there's never been a problem. And as long as Jared keeps my Subway card full of points he will continue not having any problems."
"What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts? Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck."
"Bank manager: I'm sorry sir you can't open an account with this sort of money. They're wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I only want to open a shavings account."
"Why does it always have to be ""he's addicted to drugs""? Why can't it be, ""he's passionate about drugs""."
"What do you say when comforting a grammar Nazi? There, their, they're"
"A police officer confronts a man who he thinks is high on marijuana. ""How high are you?"" He asks. ""No,you said it wrong, it's 'Hi! How are you?'"""
"""That's what."" -She."
"The hardest part of eating a vegetable... Is the wheelchair."