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Joke of the Day

"""Iraqi Suicide Bomb Instructor Accidentally Kills 22 Pupils."" Finally, some school violence everybody can support."

"Hard to watch The Flintstones these days... What with their drive-in movie theatres and caveman bowling alleys, it just feels so dated..."

"Guerrilla Glue It only works when you don't look at it."

"What's the funniest thing /r/funny has done? Gone private."

"Who abhors a vacuum more than nature? A cat."

"Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise."

"""There is superstitious....... writing on the wall..."" No Stevie, that's just the wood chip mate."

"What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear? A barracuchi."

"Hey, say what you want about pedophiles... ...at least they slow down in school zones."

"Pregnant women go through a ""nesting"" phase where they make a tree fort out of twigs and parts of men they've killed."