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Joke of the Day

"""Iraqi Suicide Bomb Instructor Accidentally Kills 22 Pupils."" Finally, some school violence everybody can support."

"Q: How did the artist paint a picture? A: Easel-y."

"What do Trump and lip stick have in common? Both make Hillary Clinton more attractive."

"My mate Gav overdosed on heart burn tablets I cant believe Gav is gone."

"Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine... The solar panel says, ""So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"" The turbine replies, ""I'm a big fan."""

"My ex... My ex was like a rock pool. Shallow, but interesting. And upon closer inspection I found crabs."

"HER: I hate you ME: Hate is such a strong word [cut to hate benching 300 lbs] HATE: *whispering* I will be the strongest word ever"

"Do you know who I saw yesterday? Everyone I looked at"

"Alligators can grow up to 8 feet! Though most only have 4"