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Joke of the Day

"A midget dressed up as a circuit board on Halloween night died you could say he short-circuited"

"I was going to castrate myself But I didn't have the balls."

"Roman mythology in 3 words The fuck's plagiarism?"

"Finally finished carving GOOGLE EARTH CAN SUCK IT - plus a rude emoticon - into the face of a massive cliff. Now... we wait."

"A girl called me the other day and said, ""Come on over, nobody's home""... I went over. Nobody was home"

"I met Mike Tyson and he had his tiger with him. I said, ""Wow! I can't believe you actually have a tiger! I thought that was a myth."" He said, ""Well you were mythtaken."""

"I've just had to reset my password to Delicate Luggage Handler as I was told it had to be case sensitive."

"The Wizard of Oz, synopsis. Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again."

"When I use my grandmother's cast iron skillet I feel close to her. Even though she's way, way up there repairing the space station"

"*ball flies past 15 love -aw thanks *ball flies past 30 love -too kind *ball flies past 40 love -you too babe Have you played tennis before?"