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Joke of the Day
"Women have a higher risk of getting pregnant than guys."
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"[cruising down highway in friend's car with windows down] me: [opens bag of glitter]"
"What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff"
"A man is going through customs entering Australia The man behind the desk asks him ""do you have a criminal record?"" The man replies ""No, I didn't know that was still a requirement"""
"How I Want To Die I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the four other passengers in his car."
"What is Tony Romo's favorite lottery game? Pick Six"
"what did one snowman say to the other? do you smell carrots?"
"What was the last thing that went through the fly's head when he hit the windshield? His ass."
"Wife Wanted A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds ""Wife Wanted"". The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading: ""You can have mine"
"What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark? A dogfish!"