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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I yelled 'killin' it' when your mom was eating that banana"
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"You guys heard of the movie ""Constipated""? Me neither... I guess it's never coming out."
"The minute I even contemplate wearing a white shirt, 11 jars of salsa fall from the sky and spill on it and then it catches on fire"
"What do you call someone who LOVES Wikipedia? A Wikipedophile!"
"Pedophiles are like televisions Even a three year old can turn them on."
"Since twitter, I don't go from home to car to work to car to home I go from charger to charger to charger to charger to charger"
"What do you do when a black person gets killed by a cop? Let Mayweather lead all the protests, That way we know it will be peaceful and someone will get a hug every minute."
"What does Hitler call something that makes him mad? Infuhrerating"
"Priest and acne. What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne usually waits until a boy is twelve to come on his face."
"What is big black and long. The lines at KFC"