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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I yelled 'killin' it' when your mom was eating that banana"
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"When writing a resume, it's much more valuable to say you are an expert at ""replicate and repurpose functionality"" than ""copy and paste."""
"Why did the horny furry get arrested? Because he was a sexual predator."
"What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late? A not-yeti."
"Do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."
"I was going to tell some rabbit jokes But people tend not to carrot all about them."
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"Do you want to hear a really condescending joke? ... Do you even know what that means?"