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Joke of the Day
"Don't invest in skiing companies The whole sport is going down hill fast"
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"Why do Christian people suck at Pokemon? They don't believe in evolution"
"What is the favorite food joint of dubstep makers? Sub-WUB-WUB-WUB-way"
"I can not stand the new style with hip hop music, they say one word then repeat it a dozen times. It is so freakin annoying and lame lame lame lame lame."
"What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror? Han Double"
"My girlfriend is an atheist. Which is a problem, because I'm a god."
"Doctor Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry it's just a bug that's going around!"
"Anal is like brushing your teeth. If you see blood your not doing it enough."
"Why is the number 6 always angry? Because 789"
"A driver gets pulled over for improper use of a carpool lane.. Cop: ""Carpool lane is 2 or more passengers and I don't see your second passenger."" Driver: ""well I'm just beside myself."""