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Joke of the Day

"What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror? Han Double"

"What did the Jamaican say when he lost the smelliest feet contest? DEFEAT STINKS!"

"How do you catch a fish with peas? Drop some peas along the shore, and when a fish comes up to take a pea, you grab him."

"My arm tried killing me last night I told him ""nice tri"""

"People who like ""The Bachelor"" are like racists; you know they're out there, but you just hope your friends don't feel that way."

"Give a man religion... ...and he will die praying for a fish"

"Irish chili How many beans do you put in Irish chili? Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why? Because one more would be two-farty."

"I told my dad about the school shooting today I don't know why he got so worked up over picture day"

"My company is hiring someone for a Business Development, Sales and Marketing position... They're gonna call the new hire the BDSM Executive."

"One jihadist said to another, ""How many infidels do we kill?"" He answered, ""Allah them"""