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Joke of the Day
"How do American chickens cross the road? In a bucket."
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"""I have something I'd like to get off my chest."" - Guy with three nipples"
"I'm thinking of re-releasing my old tweets in 3D."
"I don't usually cry from onions, but this one's story is so inspirational."
"Why do elephants drink so much? To try to forget!"
"This goes with this goes with this goes with this goes with this goes with this goes with ... It`s two lepers getting themselves back together after some aggressive sex."
"The hardest thing about being a pedophile Is trying to fit in"
"Her: 'Do I look, like, fat?' Brain: no,no,no,no Brain: Of course not. Brain: Say SOMETHING Mouth: 'Like a fat what?' Brain: Oh dear God"
"Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window? *Tequila*"
"My pregnant dog licked the floor after I cleaned it with ammonia... my vet said she was a basic bitch."