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Joke of the Day

"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for children"" I thought to myself ""That sounds like a fair trade"""

"What is the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until the boy is 14 to come on his face"

"A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."""

"A man walks into a zoo... ...the only animal in the whole entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."

"I saw an attractive woman spank her kid in McDonalds after he threw his fries on the ground, so I also threw mine on the ground."

"Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate."

"I just dozed off for a minute and woke up freaking out because I thought I missed my exit."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... and orders a beer and a mop."

"Which state smells the worst? The Prostate"

"Took my drivers test high on magic mushrooms. Passed with flying colors."